[Unfortunately for literally everyone, Ghost's idea of what makes a good gift is...sometimes. It's. It's really questionable. And often brightly-colored. And almost always ridiculously tacky.
Case in point: the box that Alhaitham receives contains the world's tackiest snap bracelet in whatever hideous pattern you feel is most befittingly atrocious. Assuming that doesn't make Alhaitham immediately chuck the entire thing into the garbage, however, he'll likely discover that there's a note beneath:
There once was a scribe for whom tact Was regrettably something he lacked; Hence it took me a while To discern, with a smile, You're not nearly as bad as you act.
→ delivery, christmas day
Case in point: the box that Alhaitham receives contains the world's tackiest snap bracelet in whatever hideous pattern you feel is most befittingly atrocious. Assuming that doesn't make Alhaitham immediately chuck the entire thing into the garbage, however, he'll likely discover that there's a note beneath:
Was regrettably something he lacked;
Hence it took me a while
To discern, with a smile,
You're not nearly as bad as you act.
Merry Christmas! 🎄]